so today i was not at my usual job. i planned to be out today because i had me a doctor’s appointment. i didn’t really want to be out because of the projects i needed to finish this week. so anyway, i woke up around the usual time and watched the wife get ready for work, from bed. i was a fucking saint and made her some eggies for breakfast, prepared with just underwear on. well, good morning to you. after she left for the day, i sat and watched the news, then found the last die hard movie on tv. i had to watch it. i took the longest shower ever, got some laundry together and ate my breakfast. i got in the car around 8am to make my way to the laundry place. you see, we drop off our laundry to get done. i can’t be bothered friends, can’t be bothered. on my way to the doctor, made it right on time, got some shots and then headed out. got some oil for the car, headed to costco, went to office max, then home for more tv and lunch. so far, so good, so leisurely. decided to head over to the car wash. not too sunny in the mission today. decided not to write in complete sentences today, too. then i headed over to ups. leisurely again, mind you. then they said they sent my package back. indeed i was saddened, but figured ah my fault. i didn’t call soon enough. then i go back home to confirm this news with my own eyes. LIARS. my package is still at their office, damn you ups. now i’m going back, heads are gonna roll.