the giants beat the dodgers yesterday. it was my first game of the season and my best friend was in town. for those of you who don’t know him, he has body parts made of gold. in all his glory, nick managed to break 2 hearts in one day. that’s my boy.
the olympics on demand in HD. sweet.
and if anyone missed my birthday, please buy me this:
i’m headed north…
peath.
it’s official-i have two weeks, no no scratch that, one week left before i go back to the bleeding heart routine i call teaching. how the fuck is it over? my next big trip is up to the pacific northwest, my home away from home. here are some things that caught my eye this morning:
44 pound cat vs. cheeto (aka tango) now all of you think cheeto is a fatty, princess over here has some clout. ps- she’s a ferrel. ha.
i’m almost certain you have all seen this:
anyone ever watch the gumball 3000? well it starts here in sf goes around california for a while then to las vegas and get this, they load the cars on planes and fly them to korea, then china. wtf? regardless, i like it.
olympics stuff. i wanted to see the opening ceremonies just for the outfits. team usa has ralph lauren to thank, lucky bastards.
alright, time to get off the couch.
so i’ve been gone for a few days…it’s just too damn cold in sf. i headed down to santa barbara to feel summer. my trips to southern california always include a stop at the best goddamn beach diner ever:
if you are passing through pismo beach, it will be the best clam chowder even digested. it’s even in a bread bowl!!! i had a chili dog appetizer as well. stinky…
because SB was a little too cold, we headed further south to laguna beach. now, i never really watched the reality show, so i was a little surprised at all the fanciness. there were a lot of bmw’s and a shit load of white people. you know i love everything white so i was comfortable, dont worry. the weather was nice and warm-between 80 and 90 degrees. as most of you know i like to live a comfortable life of hotel rooms. hilarious fact: when i check into a hotel room with a gf, they always give us two beds!!! more fun for role plays, hehe.
now, i’m back…workshops and bullshit this week.
here’s to ting heat: two comments, it must be love…
peath,
jds
today i took some kids to an A’s game. everyone knows i strongly dislike the A’s, even though i work in oakland.
here’s to the royals for sweeping them at home!!!
so gf has been out of town for a few days now. cheeto and i are a little bored. we go on bike rides and stuff, make dinner and hang out but it’s really not the same without gf-er.
now i have never really been the type of mate that whines and gets bummed when a significant other is away. ive had plenty of alone time and usually love it…this time though, not so much. in fact, as i type this, cheeto is meowing his goddamn head off by the door. he has been for the last 4 days. and i find myself, looking and the door hoping she’ll walk through it.
so, what’s so different about this relationship. maybe it’s because im actually into this girl more than i was the last few?
im way more excited about spending time with her than i have with any other girl in a while. im an asshole. i know. so now that she’s away…im a little sad. im also a giant pussy, but you guys fucking knew that already. dicks.
im trying not to turn on the tv right now,even though i fucking love the deadliest catch. fuck yeah, you do too.
someone managed to figure out banksy’s identity. there’s no easter bunny? 
funny convo i just had over chat:
B: What’s avg salary for teacher w masters degree?
so my brother from another mother/bff/unstoppable nick has had his sights set high. ESPN Sports. Nick has been on it for years. Check out what he’s doing now. Stockton Holler!!!
also, the roomie has been gone for two days and i might as well wither up and die. so bored.
cheeto and i have been in 2 fights since she’s been gone.
please help.
xo, jen
Ha! Hi, hello, how are you?
It’s been far too long. I skipped an entire month. Yes, indeed, I have been very busy. June is usually my favorite month but this year it proved to be the most strenuous month of all. Not only was it the month of my birth (you missed it assholes, June 22) I also moved neighborhoods, ended a school year and started teaching summer skool, AKA Bummer Skool.
Now, deep into July, I have finally had a chance to update this bitch. FUCK, finally. Some interesting events from June:
JT death threat. Not sexy. Hired movers, who the fuck do I think I am. First month with new “roommate”, we’ll see how this goes, no more living out of a damn bag. Finished shooting Davey’s movie, no more bat suit. Renegade Craft Faire, we can do better. FLAT SCREEN FUCKING TV. Done and Done.
Best bday present: Sailor Class!!!
This year’s blowout was nice and quiet…not so much a blowout. Dinner with my fav fuckers. PS- Never move on your bday, even if you hired movers. It sucks. Seriously.
I’m home alone for a few days so expect more posts…no really, I have time now.
Oh and happy Bastille Day Suckas.
i’ve been away from cheeto and my computer for a few weeks…
alas-i am happy as a mo’fo. trust.
ill be back soon.
i didn’t fall off the planet. i’ve just been in the outer richmond.
here’s some stuff:
also, wolverines are real…
some oldies that i’ve been saving to post:
so again, sorry i’ve been mia. i love you fuckers all.
listen, is it too fast? im sitting here listening to conversations through the wall. when is the right time if you both know it’s what you want? late twenties is no joke. adult love, work and fucking taxes. wtf?
so i have a question, for all you that read this and know me:
is it too fast? am i moving too fast? i know it is fast, but, i know i feel strongly and she feels the same.
fucking tell me.
alas, this nice poster made me smile tonight, as did the smell of her chapstick:
