brown chicken brown cow…

Posted in Uncategorized on August 11, 2008 by damnjen

the giants beat the dodgers yesterday. it was my first game of the season and my best friend was in town. for those of you who don’t know him, he has body parts made of gold. in all his glory, nick managed to break 2 hearts in one day. that’s my boy.

the olympics on demand in HD. sweet.

and if anyone missed my birthday, please buy me this:

i’m headed north…

peath.

foggy summer continues…

Posted in Uncategorized on August 9, 2008 by damnjen

it’s official-i have two weeks, no no scratch that, one week left before i go back to the bleeding heart routine i call teaching. how the fuck is it over? my next big trip is up to the pacific northwest, my home away from home. here are some things that caught my eye this morning:

44 pound cat vs. cheeto (aka tango) now all of you think cheeto is a fatty, princess over here has some clout. ps- she’s a ferrel. ha.

i’m almost certain you have all seen this:

anyone ever watch the gumball 3000? well it starts here in sf goes around california for a while then to las vegas and get this, they load the cars on planes and fly them to korea, then china. wtf? regardless, i like it.

olympics stuff. i wanted to see the opening ceremonies just for the outfits. team usa has ralph lauren to thank, lucky bastards.

alright, time to get off the couch.

going south for some heat…

Posted in Uncategorized on August 5, 2008 by damnjen

so i’ve been gone for a few days…it’s just too damn cold in sf. i headed down to santa barbara to feel summer. my trips to southern california always include a stop at the best goddamn beach diner ever:

if you are passing through pismo beach, it will be the best clam chowder even digested. it’s even in a bread bowl!!! i had a chili dog appetizer as well. stinky…

because SB was a little too cold, we headed further south to laguna beach. now, i never really watched the reality show, so i was a little surprised at all the fanciness. there were a lot of bmw’s and a shit load of white people. you know i love everything white so i was comfortable, dont worry. the weather was nice and warm-between 80 and 90 degrees. as most of you know i like to live a comfortable life of hotel rooms. hilarious fact: when i check into a hotel room with a gf, they always give us two beds!!! more fun for role plays, hehe.

now, i’m back…workshops and bullshit this week.

here’s to ting heat: two comments, it must be love…

peath,

jds

let’s go royals…

Posted in Uncategorized on July 31, 2008 by damnjen

today i took some kids to an A’s game. everyone knows i strongly dislike the A’s, even though i work in oakland.

here’s to the royals for sweeping them at home!!!

ain’t no sunshine…

Posted in miss, skool on July 18, 2008 by damnjen

so gf has been out of town for a few days now. cheeto and i are a little bored. we go on bike rides and stuff, make dinner and hang out but it’s really not the same without gf-er.

now i have never really been the type of mate that whines and gets bummed when a significant other is away. ive had plenty of alone time and usually love it…this time though, not so much. in fact, as i type this, cheeto is meowing his goddamn head off by the door. he has been for the last 4 days. and i find myself, looking and the door hoping she’ll walk through it.

so, what’s so different about this relationship. maybe it’s because im actually into this girl more than i was the last few?

im way more excited about spending time with her than i have with any other girl in a while. im an asshole. i know. so now that she’s away…im a little sad. im also a giant pussy, but you guys fucking knew that already. dicks.

im trying not to turn on the tv right now,even though i fucking love the deadliest catch. fuck yeah, you do too.

someone managed to figure out banksy’s identity. there’s no easter bunny?

funny convo i just had over chat:

B: What’s avg salary for teacher w masters degree?

me: dang, “jen, how much do you make?”
B: I’m not asking aout yours
me: 40-50 PESOS
B: Sweet

me: yeah
B: That’s a deal
me: you’ ll make a killing in Mexico public skools
bien!!!
B: Parada!
it’s true though. teachers make jack shit. i might as well get paid in feathers and broken sticks. i live in sf, i dont make enough to live in sf. i have wine taste though. so even more reason for me to change professions. BUT, i fucking love it. i can’t see myself doing anything else, well maybe one other thing, running my own little shop. but my classroom is pretty much that. i churn out little versions of me minus the large credit card debt and taste for whiskey. no, no. they come in with their own little personalities. the only thing i teach is, there’s a time and a place for everything- the one thing each of my kids walks away with. that’s my job. i teach balance. i teach that you can learn a bunch of interesting shit-get smart-and have a good fucking time doing it.
that’s all for now.
xo, jen

here’s to nick…making it happen

Posted in Uncategorized on July 16, 2008 by damnjen

so my brother from another mother/bff/unstoppable nick has had his sights set high. ESPN Sports. Nick has been on it for years. Check out what he’s doing now. Stockton Holler!!!

also, the roomie has been gone for two days and i might as well wither up and die. so bored.

cheeto and i have been in 2 fights since she’s been gone.

please help.

xo, jen

busy little bee

Posted in Uncategorized on July 15, 2008 by damnjen

Ha! Hi, hello, how are you?

It’s been far too long. I skipped an entire month. Yes, indeed, I have been very busy. June is usually my favorite month but this year it proved to be the most strenuous month of all. Not only was it the month of my birth (you missed it assholes, June 22) I also moved neighborhoods, ended a school year and started teaching summer skool, AKA Bummer Skool.

Now, deep into July, I have finally had a chance to update this bitch. FUCK, finally. Some interesting events from June:

JT death threat. Not sexy. Hired movers, who the fuck do I think I am. First month with new “roommate”, we’ll see how this goes, no more living out of a damn bag. Finished shooting Davey’s movie, no more bat suit. Renegade Craft Faire, we can do better. FLAT SCREEN FUCKING TV. Done and Done.

Best bday present: Sailor Class!!!

This year’s blowout was nice and quiet…not so much a blowout. Dinner with my fav fuckers. PS- Never move on your bday, even if you hired movers. It sucks. Seriously.

I’m home alone for a few days so expect more posts…no really, I have time now.

Oh and happy Bastille Day Suckas.

crickets…

Posted in miss on May 29, 2008 by damnjen

i’ve been away from cheeto and my computer for a few weeks…

alas-i am happy as a mo’fo. trust.

ill be back soon.

looky

Posted in Uncategorized on May 11, 2008 by damnjen

i didn’t fall off the planet. i’ve just been in the outer richmond.

here’s some stuff:

pbr til i die?

also, wolverines are real…

some oldies that i’ve been saving to post:

so again, sorry i’ve been mia. i love you fuckers all.

too what? bury me in the sand

Posted in Uncategorized on April 25, 2008 by damnjen

listen, is it too fast? im sitting here listening to conversations through the wall. when is the right time if you both know it’s what you want? late twenties is no joke. adult love, work and fucking taxes. wtf?

so i have a question, for all you that read this and know me:

is it too fast? am i moving too fast? i know it is fast, but, i know i feel strongly and she feels the same.

fucking tell me.

alas, this nice poster made me smile tonight, as did the smell of her chapstick: