the main reason i have avoided said coffee shop is for something totally lame and silly. at the time it was very important. it reminded me of a girl, who broke my heart etc.etc. even though phil’s coffee has been less than 20 feet away from my house for the last fwe years- i managed to only go in 1) once a year and 2) only with Brandon by my side.
every morning i go a little out of my way to the coffee shop around the corner…or just down to ritual, yes i fucking love ritual. it must be the fancy bikes. but this morning, i parked at a spot right in front of phils. I took a chance. I walked in and ordered the only coffee i like there, the philharmonic. really it’s only because i like the name of it. i hate the way that place smells…fucking hippy. goddamn plants everywhere.
i was impressed. coffee only took a few minutes to brew. the service was nice, the workers smiley. no silly cream or stupid mint-just black.
i get into the car thinking how silly i have been these last few years. depriving myself from my corner coffee shop. then suddenly, the lid of my coffee pops off and i and MY FUCKING AUDI are covered in half a cup of hot PHIL’S FUCKING COFFEE.
never again.