let’s go royals…

today i took some kids to an A’s game. everyone knows i strongly dislike the A’s, even though i work in oakland.

here’s to the royals for sweeping them at home!!!

ain’t no sunshine…

so gf has been out of town for a few days now. cheeto and i are a little bored. we go on bike rides and stuff, make dinner and hang out but it’s really not the same without gf-er.

now i have never really been the type of mate that whines and gets bummed when a significant other is away. ive had plenty of alone time and usually love it…this time though, not so much. in fact, as i type this, cheeto is meowing his goddamn head off by the door. he has been for the last 4 days. and i find myself, looking and the door hoping she’ll walk through it.

so, what’s so different about this relationship. maybe it’s because im actually into this girl more than i was the last few?

im way more excited about spending time with her than i have with any other girl in a while. im an asshole. i know. so now that she’s away…im a little sad. im also a giant pussy, but you guys fucking knew that already. dicks.

im trying not to turn on the tv right now,even though i fucking love the deadliest catch. fuck yeah, you do too.

someone managed to figure out banksy’s identity. there’s no easter bunny?

funny convo i just had over chat:

B: What’s avg salary for teacher w masters degree?

me: dang, “jen, how much do you make?”

B: I’m not asking aout yours

me: 40-50 PESOS

B: Sweet

me: yeah

B: That’s a deal

me: you’ ll make a killing in Mexico public skools

bien!!!

B: Parada!

it’s true though. teachers make jack shit. i might as well get paid in feathers and broken sticks. i live in sf, i dont make enough to live in sf. i have wine taste though. so even more reason for me to change professions. BUT, i fucking love it. i can’t see myself doing anything else, well maybe one other thing, running my own little shop. but my classroom is pretty much that. i churn out little versions of me minus the large credit card debt and taste for whiskey. no, no. they come in with their own little personalities. the only thing i teach is, there’s a time and a place for everything- the one thing each of my kids walks away with. that’s my job. i teach balance. i teach that you can learn a bunch of interesting shit-get smart-and have a good fucking time doing it.

that’s all for now.

xo, jen

here’s to nick…making it happen

so my brother from another mother/bff/unstoppable nick has had his sights set high. ESPN Sports. Nick has been on it for years. Check out what he’s doing now. Stockton Holler!!!

also, the roomie has been gone for two days and i might as well wither up and die. so bored.

cheeto and i have been in 2 fights since she’s been gone.

please help.

xo, jen

busy little bee

Ha! Hi, hello, how are you?

It’s been far too long. I skipped an entire month. Yes, indeed, I have been very busy. June is usually my favorite month but this year it proved to be the most strenuous month of all. Not only was it the month of my birth (you missed it assholes, June 22) I also moved neighborhoods, ended a school year and started teaching summer skool, AKA Bummer Skool.

Now, deep into July, I have finally had a chance to update this bitch. FUCK, finally. Some interesting events from June:

JT death threat. Not sexy. Hired movers, who the fuck do I think I am. First month with new “roommate”, we’ll see how this goes, no more living out of a damn bag. Finished shooting Davey’s movie, no more bat suit. Renegade Craft Faire, we can do better. FLAT SCREEN FUCKING TV. Done and Done.

Best bday present: Sailor Class!!!

This year’s blowout was nice and quiet…not so much a blowout. Dinner with my fav fuckers. PS- Never move on your bday, even if you hired movers. It sucks. Seriously.

I’m home alone for a few days so expect more posts…no really, I have time now.

Oh and happy Bastille Day Suckas.