someday she will be mine…

here’s to the volvo p1800. i’ve maybe seen 3 in real life. someday friends.
tomorrow is the first day of work. damn it, summer is over for me. where did it go?  where did it all fucking go. goodbye life of leisure.

my other gf…

so sweet.

i was driving through the mission today and here’s a lady in a red dress, hunched over this bike cart. she catches my eye, not only because of what she’s wearing/driving/ stroking. more so because her rack was about to fall out her dress, ah yeah!

bridge and tunnel

monday through friday i commute to the east bay. i’ve been commuting for 6 fucking years. every day i drive on the bridge and think of the following things:

1) escape plan if a missile or airplane crashes into the bridge. lower deck: along the railing, make my way to treasure island.  must drive in outer lanes only. if on upper deck, exit vehicle, keep window slightly open in case submerged, proceed to treasure island via side railing or use suspension cables to swing across (totally realistic) similar to donkey kong.

2) find the ghost of the bay bridge, sometimes a dark headless figure appears on the lower deck, supposedly where the motorist was killed after the ‘89 earthquake…drive in middle lanes for larger peripheral view.

3) can truckers/ vans see me when i stick my hand down gf’s pants

4) why did i ever quit smoking

5) how much would it cost to teleport somewhere

here’s some interesting bridge info

skinny jeans for hot pregnant girl…

for all you out there who can sew, i have a hot friend, no really she’s totally fuckable, hence her pregnancy. i was wondering if it was possible to make this girl some  skinny jeans, even though she’s pregnant as fuck. her legs will still look good in them jeans, right? she has a pretty small frame. just think about it, how fucking cute would that be? let’s help pregnant women stay in style. fuck elastic, man. lounge pants for 9 straight months sounds awesome at first, but-not sexy.

would you sleep with this pregnant ass bitch? i know adam would.

oh and if you’re in the mission this weekend, go by my old house…

read me…

this is a great book, so far i can’t put it down…

on the hunt…

i’m looking for all things 68 olympics related…nice design

the eagle has landed…

gf will be back in less than an hour. awoke early this morning to clean up a little. here’s something i like from marco zamora, pdx and upper playground.

it’s been a busy few weeks with kjm gone. had a good time with the oldest niece touring colleges. all you huskies will be glad to her that she wants to go to UW, go dwags! i haven’t posted any photos of belize yet. i did manage to find a picture of the water taxi we took over from the mainland…

more photos soon…by the way, that boat is pretty fucking amazing. think green, recycle, reduce, reuse.

xoxo, champion

when the cat’s away…

the mice will go online shopping and spend way too much money on things just because. ok, ok, so the things i bought this week, i truly needed. shoes, watch, belated wedding gifts etc. i splurged finally on building my road bike. i found a frame on craigslist a few weeks back. a purple human frame, according to jason. so now i have money to build it up, thanks to profits from the craft fair. here’s to box dog bikes and specifically jack for helping me out. i pick it up in a few weeks!

before...

being home alone is awesome until you miss your mate…come home now please. going to brando’s wedding tomorrow solo, this should be fun. congratulations to the couple one day early. let’s go royals!

sensis…remember?

i had a pair of these when i was in middle school. i had blue ones with the bumps that never really felt good on my feet. i was jealous of ranko,i think she had the flat ones…ha.

this is why smart cars infuriate me…

you lose