so…some may have been wondering wtf happened to the old blog…4th graders found me on the fucking internet!!!
so now, i must write in secret.
Also, “minor” surgery is a goddamn lie. What I thought was going to feel like a skinned knee turned into a fucking shotgun wound in the ear. I know, you thought i was a toughy. In fact, I am a giant pussy. I felt like i had terrets on the drive home from the clinic. I screamed fuck into the passenger seat like 15 times, because the anestethtic wore off within 30 mins and I felt surges of pain. I drove myself to Safeway to pick up some foody comforts: A steak, a strawberry c-monster, bananas, and band aids. Lot’s of band aids. And the Doc didn’t give me pain killers!!! DAY 2: Much better.
Cherlyn: I just spent a good part of my night reading her fucking blog…brilliant brown girl.
